About The Show:
When I first set foot in the beautiful Armory in downtown Portland, I was blown away by how grand it was inside. The outside architecture speaks to me with its history having been built in 1891, but the inside is not rough like the stone and brick, fortress-like walls outside… No. The inside shone with its sophisticated, industrial design. The concrete floors gleamed and extenuated the polished wood floors and shining banisters on the stairs. The ceiling is soaring high above with its open floor plan and dangling Edison lights. The great hall is incredibly elegant and sophisticated but still full of its antique charm. The Santaland Diaries is presented two floors below at the Ellyn Bye Studio. The “black box” theater can seat up to 199 people with a flexible seating plan that may change from play to play. For this reason, all tickets are general admission seating, however the theater is small and intimate. I don’t think there is a “bad seat” in the house. I did arrive about 20 minutes early and sat in the middle of the room facing the heavy, red velvet curtain with a Christmas tree or two and several over sized presents.
When the lights dimmed and the play began, Darius was captivating, hilarious, and completely believable as he swept me along with him on his self-deprecating journey through the maze of unemployment to treading around in green velvet knickers for the amusement of others. I am a big David Sedaris fan and Darius and the creative team at Portland Center Stage did not disappoint. In fact, they were able to stay true to the original creative genius while breathing a new sense of life into my favorite holiday past time, even adding a bit of shock and humor at the beginning of the production. I’m not going to give anything away, but it is stated on the webpage that the production is recommended for ages 14 and up due to mature content and language. And, if you didn’t know already, the secret of Santa and his existence is sorta exposed. I’m sorry if that last sentence just crushed some happy reader out there.
- If the cafe above the main lobby is rented for a private event, Starbucks is next door on the corner of NW Couch and NW 11th Ave.
- Walk or run along Couch for a plethora of Breweries and options for a bite to eat. The Garden Bar is open until 8pm (25 NW 11th Ave) or happy hour at Henry’s 12th Street Tavern starts at 10pm if you’re hanging with friends after the show (10 NW 12th Ave.) Being in The Pearl, there are lots of options available.
Going For A Run:
The Portland Waterfront (Tom McCall Waterfront Park) is just under a mile away if you’d like to take a stroll or run “the waterfront loop“.
- The website for The Portland Center Stage at The Armory is www.pcs.org
- The show time is 70 minutes (no intermission). Make sure to use the bathroom before hand, as anyone who leaves the theater during the production will not be allowed back in.
- The show is playing now until Dec 24th, but hurry! Shows are selling out quickly. Tickets average $30 for students or wheelchair patrons and $45 for adults, though depending on show times, ticket prices may vary. The first 25 tickets are sold for $25, so it pays to act quickly.
- Show times may vary as well, but times are usually Tuesday- Sunday evenings at 7:30pm and a matinée on Saturday and Sunday at 2:00pm.
- Contact the box office at 503-445-3700 (or the toll-free ticket hotline: 877-PCS-TKTS [ 877-727-8587 ]) for further assistance, but tickets can be purchased quite easily online.