Even Santa runs the Ho Ho 5K (Tigard)


When I arrived at the Ho Ho 5K, I immediately realized I was not dressed appropriately Christmas-like! I had donned my somewhat festive tights, but my running wardrobe is decidedly lacking in red and green. I felt strangely out of place in my salmon-colored top as I was surrounded by Santa suits, ugly Christmas sweaters, Grinch onesies, and a plethora of Christmas pajama pants. It is the first time I’ve ever been at a race where I felt everyone was giving me the “what was she thinking” look. Note to self: Get something Christmas-y to run in – soon! At least I remembered to bring a donation for the coat drive X-Dog Events was putting on! They were also collecting canned goods and pet food and seemed to have gathered a decent collection.


The creative 2018 Ho Ho 5K route – based on my Garmin

I’ve run races at Cook Park before, but never one that started by running straight uphill out of the park. Wow! That was quite the start to a 5K! Once we made it up the steep hill we meandered (panting) through low-traffic neighborhoods with some ups and downs. Eventually, Santa pointed us onto a paved trail that led to a steep decline back into the park. That downhill was temporary and we were once again climbing. I have to say, I wasn’t expecting that many hills. But, as I’ve learned from running another of X-Dog’s events several times, Kevin is not known for creating easy courses. As we neared the finish line I checked my GPS and saw that we were quite short of a 5K. I should have known the course would soon veer off away from the finish and take us out on unpaved trails towards the river. Then we were routed back onto paved roads to head back to the finish. This time we veered off past the finish in a different direction for a short out and back to get the rest of the 5K mileage in before we actually headed back to cross the finish line. It was quite a crazy course. I truly never knew what to expect. In place of the bling that many races offer, finishers of the Ho Ho 5K received a Scotch Pine seedling. I’m looking forward to planting mine on my property and watching it grow.


Ho Ho 5K treats

After the race, runners gathered in a covered picnic area where tables had plenty of Ho Ho’s and a variety of other Hostess treats that you may remember from your childhood. Surprisingly, they were being devoured quite quickly! I chose to pass and instead got in line for a cup of hot spiced cider to keep me warm during the awards and prizes. Race winners received engraved dog tags, 6 packs of beer, and a poinsettia. Raffle ticket winners weren’t necessarily “winners” at this raffle. The prizes included lottery tickets, canned sardines, mayonnaise, a hammock, and so much more! I really wasn’t sure if I wanted my ticket to get called during the drawing or not. Kevin didn’t keep us out in the cold for long. The festivities were entertaining, but short.


One of the “lucky” raffle winners – sardines and gravy!

If you are looking for a way to get in the holiday spirit next December – dig out your best or worst Christmas wear and head to Tigard’s Cook Park for the annual Ho Ho 5K. You won’t be disappointed in the festive atmosphere and you’ll have the opportunity to start your Christmas giving with their coat, food, and pet food drive. And, definitely stick around for the prize raffle. You are guaranteed a bit of craziness and a lot of laughter. Just don’t be like me. Get your Christmas on first! 🙂


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